Andrew Magrath (biggrumpy) wrote,
Andrew Magrath

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A Modest and Plain Proposal

I have said it before, and I will say it again. In airplanes, babies should be stowed in the overhead storage compartment during the duration of the flight. If all the bins are filled then the only other logical option is that there should be a smaller plane that is towed behind the main plane. In that little glider all the babies should be stored. Some kind of umbilical cord could connect the baby stuffed glider to the quite peaceful airplane. Parents could go through the umbilicus to the baby plane, but no babies should be allowed in the adult cabin.

I hate babies.

Babies on a Plane, staring Samuel L. Jackson, “Get these mother&*$%ing babies off this mother&*$%ing plane!”

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