Being wet and humid really stinks. So I learned a valuable lesson. The Rain God is a petty jerk that can’t take a joke, but requires our utmost respect. We must respect him or her because he or she yields the power of great inconvenience, which is not as bad as death but a LOT more inconvenient.
*Note: no one actually said this, but I needed a third thing we “said” and this sounded the best, or worst, depending on how you measure this kind of thing.