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In Four Days the world will collectively ask, "Why did we even bother to buy that microsoft shooter, what was it called?" and "What was that other third person shooter to come out this year? I can't even remember its name it was so lame."

Yes loyal readers and my only friends, on November 16th Half Life 2 ships. On November 16th you can reprise your role as Dr. Gordon Freeman, phD graduate of MIT with a degree in theoretical physics. On November 16th it will be time for a Newtonian demonstration: a crowbar, its mass, and its acceleration. The only talk you will hear of Master Chiefs, the only talk you will hear of Space Marines, is that they where out classed, out written, out performed, out gunned, out graphicsed, out sounded, and out-and-out out imagioned, in short they never had a chance. On November 16th there will only be the most comprehensive physics engine (SOURCE) ever created for first person shooters.

Soon, there will only be Half Life 2.
Mood Data: geekyUber Geeky
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Date:November 12th, 2004 05:52 pm (UTC)

Half-Life 2

For some reason, I can't help but think this post was created for MY viewing pleasure. :)

Yes, Half-Life 2 is only days away, and uber-geeks rejoice!! But woe to those who have not experienced those "other" FPS games, as true gamers try all! What I'm saying is: I have Doom 3, I have Halo 2, and I will have the best of them all: Gordon Freeman... I mean Half-Life 2. :) :)

I've got good news, and I've got bad news. The bad news is, I can't get Half-Life 2 until December. >:( The good news is, I'm getting the Gold edition for $30 off!! My friend Mark at GameStop is going to pick it up for me on his Employee Appreciation weekend, and I can't wait to delve into Gordon's triumphant return!!

But note: the true "diamond in the rough" of gaming this year will be Prince of Persia: Warrior Within. Please, please, PLEASE listen to me and do this: download Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time and devour it whilst waiting for HL2. I gaurantee you you'll love that game.
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