I now give you a new preacher/paster prayer:
Dear Lord, please crash Youtube for the next 4 months because I just said something incredibly stupid and it will inevitably and almost instantaneously come back to bite me and the candidate I am vaguely trying to help on both of our collective hindquarters. In Jesus' name I pray, amen.
Of course all of this could be avoided if the Leviticus 18:22 read, "Thou shalt not lie with a candidatekind, as with womankind or mankind: it is an incredably stupid thing to do, so just shut up and stay the hell out of politics."
Here ends the reading.