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A New Prayer

About "For All Your Rational Thought Needs"

Previous Entry A New Prayer May. 30th, 2008 @ 09:09 pm Next Entry
I now give you a new preacher/paster prayer:

Dear Lord, please crash Youtube for the next 4 months because I just said something incredibly stupid and it will inevitably and almost instantaneously come back to bite me and the candidate I am vaguely trying to help on both of our collective hindquarters. In Jesus' name I pray, amen.

Of course all of this could be avoided if the Leviticus 18:22 read, "Thou shalt not lie with a candidatekind, as with womankind or mankind: it is an incredably stupid thing to do, so just shut up and stay the hell out of politics."

Here ends the reading.
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