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It came, Dan saw, I Laundered - A Recovering Physicist's Apology

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Hurray for Sunday. Even though Sunday was not fun because I had to get up early and I had to go to school today so I didn’t get to stay up late, it was great because my waster dryer combo arrived. At 11:30 I ran out and got a bento lunch. By the time I was finished eating it, around 12:00 I hear the beep beep beep of a truck backing up into my little parking lot. Running to my balcony I look down and see a heart worming site. My beautiful new machine has arrived. I quickly clear a space and wait. They bring it up and assess my old machine, which they say they cannot buy. This makes me sad, after a lot of hand gestures I understand they will take it away for me as scrap but I will have to pay 3,000円 (about $30). I call Dan who stops by on his way home from MOS Burger and he confirms this. I give them the universal “Make it so” gesture from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Then the guys installed my new machine and I do laundry right away. The new washer has more buttons than my old one so I did not know how to operate it. I could have bugged Dan, but having my degree in physics means I am pretty good at moving junk and pushing random buttons; so I figured I could use my skill set to figure it out. I almost got it right the first time. I made a mistake somehow and the washer did not spin the water out of my clothes very much, so they went into the drier pretty wet. I think the problem is I read the button that said “ドライ ” (dry) and assumed it meant the drier, rather than an extended spin cycle. But now that I know how the drier works, I have come to the conclusion that the “ドライ ” (dry) button actually means an extended spin cycle. Regardless, I did clean my clothes on the first go. After they came out, wet but clean, I put them in the drier and got it going too. I don’t know if it has a timer on it or a sensor of some kind because it never stopped running automatically and I did not experiment to see if it would stop on its own. Anyways I let it run (checking intermittently) for 2 hours and my clothes were drier than they usually are when I lug them in of my clothesline. I was able to accomplish in about 3 hours what usually takes me approximately 2-4 days. Brilliant! I can’t wait to go home and do more laundry! I just realized how sad that is. To think I once lived a rich and full life, and now I get my kicks from doing laundry. Feeling old is weird.
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From:djstomp
Date:May 9th, 2005 09:16 am (UTC)
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Yeah, the "dry" cycle is supposed to simulate dry cleaning or something. I got fooled by that once too.

I have my doubts as to whether it works for its intended purpose.
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From:chanzi
Date:May 9th, 2005 02:37 pm (UTC)
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Oh man. I need to do laundry so badly!
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From:dlc2k
Date:May 10th, 2005 12:09 am (UTC)
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To think I once lived a rich and full life, and now I get my kicks from doing laundry. Feeling old is weird.

Geez Dirtae, what time do you go to bed?? :P GO BUY A VIDEO GAME, MAN!! And partake in the power of the printed word!! Save yourself!
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From:biggrumpy
Date:May 10th, 2005 09:34 am (UTC)
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I am working on it!
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From:sneakypeteiii
Date:May 10th, 2005 06:27 am (UTC)
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Yeah Andrew. What ever happened to Paper Mario 2?
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From:biggrumpy
Date:May 10th, 2005 09:33 am (UTC)
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I need to get back around to it. It is fun. Plus I need to restart Narnia, though Lewis's style gets on my nerves. Let's just say a man can only take the phrase "Do let's..." so many times.
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From:sneakypeteiii
Date:May 10th, 2005 02:17 pm (UTC)
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Not to mention that he's a crazy ass dude. I mean what the hell was he thinking when he wrote Mere Christianity?
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From:biggrumpy
Date:May 10th, 2005 10:38 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, do let's forget about that.
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